Funny & Rude Greeting Cards

Collection: Funny & Rude Greeting Cards

Birthdays, Father’s Day, Valentine’s Day or just when someone needs a laugh, these are greeting cards with attitude. Tongue-in-cheek, a bit close to the knuckle, and guaranteed to raise a grin. All cards are blank inside, ready for your own message, whether that’s heartfelt… or an insult.

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Rude Birthday Card - Another Year Older Birthday Card
Rude Birthday Card - Another Year Older Birthday Card
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£3.50
Rude birthday greeting card featuring the text "You're a Complete Twat But We're Related, So Happy Birthday"
Birthday Card, You're a Complete Twat But We're Related
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£3.50
Rude birthday greeting card featuring the text "With Age Comes Wisdom and a Saggy Ballsack"
Birthday Card, With Age Comes Wisdom and a Saggy Ballsack
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£3.50
Rude birthday greeting card featuring the text "Happy Birthday Wanker"
Birthday Card, Happy Birthday Wanker
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£3.50
Rude Birthday Card - Full of Cunts, You're My Favourite
Rude Birthday Card - Full of Cunts, You're My Favourite
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Rude birthday greeting card featuring a dog themed "Even the Dog Knows You're a C**t" joke
Birthday Card, Even the Dog Knows You're a C**t
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Funny Birthday Card Pet Dog - Every Poo
Funny Birthday Card Pet Dog - Every Poo
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Funny birthday greeting card featuring the text "Happy Birthday Homo"
Birthday Card, Happy Birthday Homo
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Funny Father's Day greeting card featuring the "Only the Very Best for My Dad" joke with a reduced price sticker design
Father's Day Card, Only the Very Best for My Dad
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£3.50
Funny birthday greeting card featuring the Specs, Drugs and Sausage Rolls joke with sausage roll characters
Birthday Card, Specs, Drugs and Sausage Rolls
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Funny 50th birthday greeting card featuring the "Do You Feel Like an Adult?" joke with a ticked "Nob" checkbox
50th Birthday Card, Do You Feel Like an Adult?
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Funny birthday greeting card featuring the text "You're So Old You Smell of Wee"
Birthday Card, You're So Old You Smell of Wee
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Funny Birthday Card Happy Birthday Baldi
Funny Birthday Card Happy Birthday Baldi
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£3.50
Funny Father's Day greeting card featuring a grumpy gorilla with the caption "Being a Dad is mostly about being grumpy and knowing things"
Funny Father's Day Card, Being a Dad Is Mostly About Being Grumpy and Knowing Things
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£3.50
Funny birthday greeting card featuring the text "Happy Birthday Lesbo"
Birthday Card, Happy Birthday Lesbo
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£3.50
Funny birthday greeting card featuring a walking frame and the text "Your Chariot Awaits"
Birthday Card, Your Chariot Awaits
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£3.50