Funny & Rude Greeting Cards

Funny & Rude Greeting Cards

Birthdays, Father’s Day, Valentine’s Day or just when someone needs a laugh, these are greeting cards with attitude. Tongue-in-cheek, a bit close to the knuckle, and guaranteed to raise a grin. All cards are blank inside, ready for your own message, whether that’s heartfelt… or an insult.
34 products
Rude birthday card reading Happy Birthday You Total Penis
Rude Birthday Card - Happy Birthday You Total Penis
£3.50
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Funny birthday card reading Happy Birthday You Are Well Oldi in a retro supermarket inspired design
Funny Birthday Card – You Are Well OLDI
£3.50
Funny birthday card reading Happy Birthday BALDI with a bald head illustration and supermarket inspired design
Funny Birthday Card – Happy Birthday BALDI
£3.50
Rude birthday card reading Go on Treat Yourself to a Birthday Wank
Rude Birthday Card – Go Treat Yourself to a Wank
£3.50
Funny rude birthday card reading From One Twat to Another, Happy Twatting Birthday
Funny Rude Birthday Card – From One Twat to Another
£3.50
Funny birthday greeting card featuring the "Only the Very Best for You on Your Birthday" joke design
Birthday Card, Only the Very Best for You on Your Birthday
£3.50
Funny birthday greeting card featuring the text "Happy Birthday Lesbo"
Birthday Card, Happy Birthday Lesbo
£3.50
Father's Day greeting card featuring the text "Best Dog Dad Ever" with a paw print design
Father's Day Card, Best Dog Dad Ever
£3.50
Rude birthday greeting card featuring the phrase "Fuck You, I Meant Happy Birthday"
Rude Birthday Card, Fuck You, I Meant Happy Birthday
£3.50
Funny 60th birthday greeting card featuring the "Do You Feel Like an Adult?" joke with a ticked "Nob" checkbox
60th Birthday Card, Do You Feel Like an Adult?
£3.50
Funny birthday greeting card featuring two tit birds and the text "Nice Pair of Tits"
Birthday Card, Nice Pair of Tits
£3.50
Funny birthday greeting card featuring the text "This Is a Man's Card"
Birthday Card, This Is a Man's Card
£3.50
Rude birthday greeting card featuring the text "Times Are Tough, Life Is Hard, Here's Your F**king Birthday Card"
Birthday Card, Times Are Tough, Life Is Hard
£3.50
Funny birthday greeting card featuring the text "I Love You with All My Boobs, I Would Say My Heart But My Boobs Are Bigger"
Birthday Card, I Love You with All My Boobs
£3.50
Rude Valentine's greeting card featuring the text "Thanks for All the Amazing Orgasms"
Valentine's Card, Thanks for All the Amazing Orgasms
£3.50
Funny Valentine's card - You Make My Minge Twinge
Funny Valentine's card - You Make My Minge Twinge
£3.50