Funny & Rude Greeting Cards

Funny & Rude Greeting Cards

Birthdays, Father’s Day, Valentine’s Day or just when someone needs a laugh, these are greeting cards with attitude. Tongue-in-cheek, a bit close to the knuckle, and guaranteed to raise a grin. All cards are blank inside, ready for your own message, whether that’s heartfelt… or an insult.

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Father's Day greeting card featuring the text "Best Dog Dad Ever" with a paw print design
Father's Day Card, Best Dog Dad Ever
£3.50
Rude get well soon greeting card featuring the phrase "F**king Attention Seeker"
Get Well Soon Card, F**king Attention Seeker
£3.50
Rude birthday greeting card featuring the text "A Little Older, A Little Wiser, But Still a Twat"
Birthday Card, A Little Older, A Little Wiser, But Still a Twat
£3.50
Rude Birthday Card - Happy Birthday You Total Pens
Rude Birthday Card - Happy Birthday You Total Pens
£3.50
Funny birthday greeting card featuring the quote "Your eyes get worse as you get older"
Birthday Card, Your Eyes Get Worse As You Get Older
£3.50
Rude birthday greeting card featuring the phrase "Fuck You, I Meant Happy Birthday"
Rude Birthday Card, Fuck You, I Meant Happy Birthday
£3.50
Funny 60th birthday greeting card featuring the "Do You Feel Like an Adult?" joke with a ticked "Nob" checkbox
60th Birthday Card, Do You Feel Like an Adult?
£3.50
Funny birthday greeting card featuring two tit birds and the text "Nice Pair of Tits"
Birthday Card, Nice Pair of Tits
£3.50
Funny birthday greeting card featuring the text "This Is a Man's Card"
Birthday Card, This Is a Man's Card
£3.50
Rude birthday greeting card featuring the text "Times Are Tough, Life Is Hard, Here's Your F**king Birthday Card"
Birthday Card, Times Are Tough, Life Is Hard
£3.50
Funny birthday greeting card featuring the text "I Love You with All My Boobs, I Would Say My Heart But My Boobs Are Bigger"
Birthday Card, I Love You with All My Boobs
£3.50
Rude Valentine's greeting card featuring the text "Thanks for All the Amazing Orgasms"
Valentine's Card, Thanks for All the Amazing Orgasms
£3.50
Funny Valentine's card - You Make My Minge Twinge
Funny Valentine's card - You Make My Minge Twinge
£3.50
Rude birthday greeting card featuring the text "Happy Birthday Saggy Tits"
Birthday Card, Happy Birthday Saggy Tits
£3.50
Funny - Shave Your Minge Birthday Card
Funny - Shave Your Minge Birthday Card
£3.50
Funny Birthday Card Happy Birthday!
Funny Birthday Card Happy Birthday!
£3.50