Funny & Rude Greeting Cards

Funny & Rude Greeting Cards

Birthdays, Father’s Day, Valentine’s Day or just when someone needs a laugh, these are greeting cards with attitude. Tongue-in-cheek, a bit close to the knuckle, and guaranteed to raise a grin. All cards are blank inside, ready for your own message, whether that’s heartfelt… or an insult.
35 products
Funny birthday greeting card featuring the quote "Your eyes get worse as you get older"
Birthday Card, Your Eyes Get Worse As You Get Older
£3.50
Funny birthday greeting card featuring the text "Happy Birthday Lesbo"
Birthday Card, Happy Birthday Lesbo
£3.50
Rude get well soon greeting card featuring the phrase "F**king Attention Seeker"
Get Well Soon Card, F**king Attention Seeker
£3.50
Rude birthday card reading Happy Birthday You Total Penis
Rude Birthday Card - Happy Birthday You Total Penis
£3.50
Funny birthday card reading Happy Birthday You Are Well Oldi in a retro supermarket inspired design
Funny Birthday Card – You Are Well OLDI
£3.50
Funny birthday card reading Happy Birthday BALDI with a bald head illustration and supermarket inspired design
Funny Birthday Card – Happy Birthday BALDI
£3.50
Funny rude birthday card reading From One Twat to Another, Happy Twatting Birthday
Funny Rude Birthday Card – From One Twat to Another
£3.50
Funny birthday greeting card featuring the "Only the Very Best for You on Your Birthday" joke design
Birthday Card, Only the Very Best for You on Your Birthday
£3.50
Father's Day greeting card featuring the text "Best Dog Dad Ever" with a paw print design
Father's Day Card, Best Dog Dad Ever
£3.50
Rude birthday greeting card featuring the text "Times Are Tough, Life Is Hard, Here's Your F**king Birthday Card"
Birthday Card, Times Are Tough, Life Is Hard
£3.50
Rude men’s birthday card with Happy Birthday You Bald Cunt printed on the front
Happy Birthday You Bald Cunt Rude Birthday Card
£3.50
Rude birthday greeting card featuring the phrase "Fuck You, I Meant Happy Birthday"
Rude Birthday Card, Fuck You, I Meant Happy Birthday
£3.50
Funny 60th birthday greeting card featuring the "Do You Feel Like an Adult?" joke with a ticked "Nob" checkbox
60th Birthday Card, Do You Feel Like an Adult?
£3.50
Funny birthday greeting card featuring two tit birds and the text "Nice Pair of Tits"
Birthday Card, Nice Pair of Tits
£3.50
Funny birthday greeting card featuring the text "This Is a Man's Card"
Birthday Card, This Is a Man's Card
£3.50
Rude Valentine's greeting card featuring the text "Thanks for All the Amazing Orgasms"
Valentine's Card, Thanks for All the Amazing Orgasms
£3.50