Birthday Cards

Birthday Cards

Forget the soppy stuff. These birthday cards land with a laugh — cheeky, straight-talking, and definitely not from the corner shop.
24 products
Rude birthday card reading Another Year Closer to Wearing Velcro Shoes and Stinking of Piss
Rude Birthday Card - Another Year Older Birthday Card
£3.50
Rude birthday card reading In a World Full of Cunts You’re My Favourite
Rude Birthday Card - Full of Cunts, You're My Favourite
£3.50
Funny birthday greeting card featuring the text "Happy Birthday Homo"
Birthday Card, Happy Birthday Homo
£3.50
Rude birthday greeting card featuring the text "With Age Comes Wisdom and a Saggy Ballsack"
Birthday Card, With Age Comes Wisdom and a Saggy Ballsack
£3.50
Rude birthday greeting card featuring the text "You're a Complete Twat But We're Related, So Happy Birthday"
Birthday Card, You're a Complete Twat But We're Related
£3.50
Rude birthday greeting card featuring the text "Happy Birthday Wanker"
Birthday Card, Happy Birthday Wanker
£3.50
Funny dog birthday card featuring a dog with the message Every Poo I Do, I Do It for You
Funny Birthday Card Pet Dog - Every Poo
£3.50
Funny 50th birthday greeting card featuring the "Do You Feel Like an Adult?" joke with a ticked "Nob" checkbox
50th Birthday Card, Do You Feel Like an Adult?
£3.50
Funny birthday greeting card featuring a walking frame and the text "Your Chariot Awaits"
Birthday Card, Your Chariot Awaits
£3.50
Rude birthday greeting card featuring the text "A Little Older, A Little Wiser, But Still a Twat"
Birthday Card, A Little Older, A Little Wiser, But Still a Twat
£3.50
Father's Day Card - Being Your Child is Gift enough
Father's Day Card - Being Your Child is Gift enough
£3.50
Funny birthday greeting card featuring the text "You're So Old You Smell of Wee"
Birthday Card, You're So Old You Smell of Wee
£3.50
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Funny birthday card reading Happy Birthday You Are Well Oldi in a retro supermarket inspired design
Funny Birthday Card – You Are Well OLDI
£3.50
Funny birthday card reading Happy Birthday BALDI with a bald head illustration and supermarket inspired design
Funny Birthday Card – Happy Birthday BALDI
£3.50
Rude birthday card reading Go on Treat Yourself to a Birthday Wank
Rude Birthday Card – Go Treat Yourself to a Wank
£3.50
Funny rude birthday card reading From One Twat to Another, Happy Twatting Birthday
Funny Rude Birthday Card – From One Twat to Another
£3.50